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Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan to get that Mario back!   

I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.

That's when I stomped on
the head by that jerk Luigi!

Oh jingle Bob-ombs, jingle Bob-ombs. Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the gold coins that King Bowser promised me?

Oh jingle Bob-ombs, jingle Bob-ombs. Mine blew up me dead.

The only thing that I have left is this turbun on my head.

I'm gonna kill Mario and kill his brother too.

Then I'll kidnap Princess Peach cause Bowser wants me too.

But my bomb went off too soon, and now I'm only bones.

I'm stranded out in Dry Dry Land where there are no telephones.

Oh jingle Bob-ombs, jingle Bob-ombs. Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the gold coins that King Bowser promised me?

Oh jingle Bob-ombs, jingle Bob-ombs. Mine blew up me dead.

The only thing that I have left is this turbun on my head.

I'm bleaching in the sun. And I'm in peices too.

King Bowser's gonna be mad. What am I to do?

I've used all up my lives, and now my game is through.

I've come to realize that I have just been screwed!

Oh jingle Bob-ombs, jingle Bob-ombs. Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the gold coins that King Bowser promised me?

Oh jingle Bob-ombs, jingle Bob-ombs. Mine blew up me dead.

The only thing that I have left is this turbun on my head.
After listening to Jingle Bombs so many times, I figured write a Achmed Dry Bones version about his doomed mission to attack Mario and Luigi and kidnap the princess for Bowser. If you've never heard the Jeff Dunham song I suggest you check it out on YouTube. The song is sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.
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